Atheist and self-described “tumbleblogger” Ryoga M celebrates his 1,000th post with the start of a new feature looking at “the greatest plot holes in Bible stories.”
God: Oh man! It tastes like chocolate strawberry and brandy. But don’t eat it, or you’ll live forever! I mean, die! Die. Forget I said live forever.
It’s funny. Go read it. And tell him that, while he’s poking about in Genesis, he should take on the creation myth.
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