Archive for October 4th, 2008


How To Destroy Your Self-Confidence

October 4th, 2008 by Oskar Kennedy

In Four Easy Steps!

1) Volunteer three days a week at Government Agency.

2) Enjoy volunteer work a great deal.

3) Apply for a paying job at Government Agency.

4) Fail to even get an interview at Government Agency.

If we can feed cat food to the baby, then things will be fine. If we can feed the cats to the baby, we’ll be on E-Z STREET.

Seriously, though. I couldn’t even get an interview at the place where I’ve been volunteering. How in the blind, syphilitic hell am I supposed to get a job anywhere else?

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