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October 6th, 2008 by Oskar Kennedy

Malaysian family beats two members to death as a smoking cessation ritual. (Ritual stops smoking, breathing, heartbeat.)
Sarah Palin isn’t a clueless fundamentalist mouthpiece. She’s a poet. (I think I forgot the word “just” back there somewhere.
Pennsylvania Republicans invoke electioneering laws to stop voters from wearing campaign t-shirts to the polls. (Darn kids loitering on polling place lawns next on list.)
Russian government promotes 9/11 conspiracy theories on state-run television. (Vladimir Putin’s eyes report that his soul has no comment.)

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