If you need a Physics degree and a computer to model a financial transaction, you’re doing it wrong.

If you need a Physics degree and a computer to model a financial transaction, you’re doing it wrong.

Another good idea. If you sell a security that you don’t actually have the capital or income to guarantee, the buyer gets to move into your house, sleep with your spouse, and punch you in the genitals.

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From now on, nobody with more than an Eighth Grade education should be allowed to work on Wall Street. I don't have a joke here. We're in this mess because of transactions that bubbled up in a toxic soup of brains, greed, and a complete lack of accountability. Oh wait, I DO have a joke; an unregulated free market will always create the best outcome. Hysterical.


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