Precognition is possible, and someone who has it worked at The Onion in January of 2001.
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Links For Brains: 10/16/2008
October 16th, 2008 by Oskar Kennedy
- Lawsuit against god dismissed, because defendant doesn’t have an address. (How an omnipresent, omniscient entity can avoid service is beyond me.)
- Texas Freedom Network starts an online petition drive to protect science education standards in the Lone Star State. (Is anyone else skeptical that they have standards left to protect?)
- The Bush Department of Justice is prosecuting an Iowa man for owning naughty drawings. (Eagerly awaiting technology which will allow them to lock people up for thinking dirty thoughts.)
- Supreme Court refuses to stop execution of Georgia man. (In 21st century America, executing an innocent man isn’t cruel or unusual. It’s a great time to be alive.)
