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Waldorf’s Week-in-Review

December 13th, 2008 by Waldorf Van Buren

Week ending December 13th, 2008

(+ + +) Only 37 days or so left!

(- -) To the Vatican. Really? Damn. I guess my wife and I would have been excommunicated a while ago if we hadn’t already excommunicated you. Just goes to show we can always count on organized religion to regress.

(EVEN) On the notion that ANYONE can own the moon. Duh. The MAN IN THE MOON obviously owns it, but until he shows proof of purchase, I suppose it is still up for grabs.

(- – -) Good Waldorf, I really want to give the Bush Administration some positives on SOMETHING. Instead, as I watch a lame duck shit all over the Constitution and the Country, I must issue negatives. Do you not understand the wrath of the Van Buren? Do you need to rape, pillage, and plunder every last bit of environmental concerns and regulations before you leave in 37 days? I can’t even be sarcastic, snarky, or satirical about this! The Industrial Revolution is not something to recreate!

(- – -) To Chicago politics. (Blagojevich) Congrats on being almost as corrupt as New Jersey politics.

(+) To the 43rd President for helping usher in such a fantastic (rethinking of a) series like Battlestar Galactica. I feel a bit grimy for giving him a positive, especially in light of the harm done to this country, but BSG is damn good. Newsweek has a longer, and better written piece about that here.

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