- Shoe-throwing Iraqi journalist wanted to ”humiliate the tyrant.” (American journalists know that, where President Bush is concerned, an open mic and an audience are usually sufficient.)
- Despite more aggressive fact-checking, millions of American voters are grossly misinformed. (They must be, since they voted for the Muslim Socialist Antichrist.)
- From the Know Your Enemy desk: SEED’s Nathan Schneider interviews Adnan Oktar, champion of Islamic creationism. (Reports of the worldwide demolition of Darwinism are, sadly, only slightly exaggerated.)
- Being Amish means that you a have a god-given right to live in a house that doesn’t conform to building codes. (Here’s a simple solution. Build however you want; if your house collapses, emergency responders will stay home, and god can pull you out of the rubble.)
- Study shows that male intelligence correlates with indicators of semen quality. (So “male intelligence” may be an oxymoron, but “smart and spunky” is redundant.)
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December 16th, 2008 by Oskar Kennedy
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Too Twisted Not To Share
December 16th, 2008 by Oskar Kennedy
With those of you outside the Delaware Valley area.
A Warren County, NJ family is upset because their local ShopRite refused to write their 3-year-old son’s name on a birthday cake. The boy’s (actual, legal, parent-given) name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Philadelphia Will Do sums it up perfectly:
“The family did not want to write their own inscription on the cake — which they could have easily done — because that wouldn’t be exploiting their child to get attention to their laughably horrible cause.”
Here are some choice quotes from the original story:
- “The Campbells said they don’t expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school.”
- “‘Yeah, they (Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They’re not going to grow up like that.’”
- “The Campbells have swastikas in each room of their home, the rented half of a one-story duplex just outside Milford, a borough in Hunterdon County. They say they aren’t racists but believe races shouldn’t mix.”
Okay, I give up. The whole article is one long advertisement for narcissistic stupidity. Go read it if you want to try to gasp and guffaw at the same time.
