Too Twisted Not To Share
With those of you outside the Delaware Valley area.
A Warren County, NJ family is upset because their local ShopRite refused to write their 3-year-old son’s name on a birthday cake. The boy’s (actual, legal, parent-given) name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Philadelphia Will Do sums it up perfectly:
“The family did not want to write their own inscription on the cake — which they could have easily done — because that wouldn’t be exploiting their child to get attention to their laughably horrible cause.”
Here are some choice quotes from the original story:
- “The Campbells said they don’t expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school.”
- “‘Yeah, they (Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They’re not going to grow up like that.’”
- “The Campbells have swastikas in each room of their home, the rented half of a one-story duplex just outside Milford, a borough in Hunterdon County. They say they aren’t racists but believe races shouldn’t mix.”
Okay, I give up. The whole article is one long advertisement for narcissistic stupidity. Go read it if you want to try to gasp and guffaw at the same time.




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Their other kid’s middle-name is Aryan Nation. Yeah, so, complete and total fucktards just about sums it .
These type of people thrive on rejection. They eat it up with a spoon, suck it down, and then regurgitate their hate so that they can do it all over again. They want their kids to face the same hostility they feel for being unrepentant racists, and, by gum, they will engineer that hostility if they have to. They want their kids to be picked on by the other kids so that they will be more willing to accept their parents’ twisted views on race. They want people to make fun of their names so that their kids will grow to hate the world just like their parents do. They want their children to hate and fear the outside world so that they will stay home and suck up the racism. Without hate and fear, there is no racism, at least of the Aryan Nation variety.
I hope these poor kids find acceptance in their community, despite the best efforts of their parents to make that impossible.
And I hope both kids find significant others who will love them and care about them unconditionally. Black significant others.
Here here.