Look at that. I managed to post the second comic. I won’t call it a series until around comic five or six. Number three should happen on Friday morning.
Fun fact: until mid-2004, I did not know that diapers came in different sizes. Less than five years later, I am about to be co-responsible for a human life. There’s clearly been a mistake made somewhere.
Part One is here.
↓ Transcript
Anxiousaurus Comics
P1. It's not stress. Although there's plenty of that.
P2. Impending fatherhood. I think my baby is a biological weapon.
P3. Finishing law school. LETTER: Congratulations! After three years and many thousands of dollars in loan debt, you've earned the right to spend another $300 on "regalia" for graduation. Ordering information is below.
P4. Finding a job. SIGN: Will Litigate For Food*
* Does not guarantee an outcome. Food must be consumed prior to provision of services. Food is non-refundable. Fee for initial consultation = one (1) cheeseburger & beverage.
P1. It's not stress. Although there's plenty of that.
P2. Impending fatherhood. I think my baby is a biological weapon.
P3. Finishing law school. LETTER: Congratulations! After three years and many thousands of dollars in loan debt, you've earned the right to spend another $300 on "regalia" for graduation. Ordering information is below.
P4. Finding a job. SIGN: Will Litigate For Food*
* Does not guarantee an outcome. Food must be consumed prior to provision of services. Food is non-refundable. Fee for initial consultation = one (1) cheeseburger & beverage.




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What’s awesome is that I’ve SEEN you make that face in the second panel before…it was when I told you that we were expecting…I assume that it is the look of pure love and joy…only in this comic it seems to imply blinding fear.
I disagree. There’s nothing blind about it. I’m scared because I know exactly what’s happening.
@Oskar Kennedy – No, you don’t. You think you do, but you don’t.
I hope that you find comfort in that.
@Waldor Van Buren – You make a good point. I think it would have been more accurate to say that I have some idea of what’s going to happen. I know just enough to know that I can’t ever know enough.
Gosh, I love the “Will Litigate for Food” sign followed by the little little little text lines :3 For some reason, it just made sense that you studied at a law school XD
That reminds me, I meant to post the text of the disclaimer on the sign. Thanks.
@Oskar Kennedy – XD Well, now it makes the strip even funnier.