Will trade food for baby food.

Will trade food for baby food.

Look at that. I managed to post the second comic. I won’t call it a series until around comic five or six. Number three should happen on Friday morning.

Fun fact: until mid-2004, I did not know that diapers came in different sizes. Less than five years later, I am about to be co-responsible for a human life. There’s clearly been a mistake made somewhere.

Part One is here.

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Anxiousaurus Comics

P1. It's not stress. Although there's plenty of that.

P2. Impending fatherhood. I think my baby is a biological weapon.

P3. Finishing law school. LETTER: Congratulations! After three years and many thousands of dollars in loan debt, you've earned the right to spend another $300 on "regalia" for graduation. Ordering information is below.

P4. Finding a job. SIGN: Will Litigate For Food*
* Does not guarantee an outcome. Food must be consumed prior to provision of services. Food is non-refundable. Fee for initial consultation = one (1) cheeseburger & beverage.



Discussion (7)¬

  1. Little voice says:

    What’s awesome is that I’ve SEEN you make that face in the second panel before…it was when I told you that we were expecting…I assume that it is the look of pure love and joy…only in this comic it seems to imply blinding fear.

  2. @Oskar Kennedy – No, you don’t. You think you do, but you don’t.

    I hope that you find comfort in that.

  3. @Waldor Van Buren – You make a good point. I think it would have been more accurate to say that I have some idea of what’s going to happen. I know just enough to know that I can’t ever know enough.

  4. wapy says:

    Gosh, I love the “Will Litigate for Food” sign followed by the little little little text lines :3 For some reason, it just made sense that you studied at a law school XD

  5. Originally Posted By wapy
    Gosh, I love the “Will Litigate for Food” sign followed by the little little little text lines :3

    That reminds me, I meant to post the text of the disclaimer on the sign. Thanks.

  6. wapy says:

    @Oskar Kennedy – XD Well, now it makes the strip even funnier.