The only winner in that scenario is the bull.

The only winner in that scenario is the bull.

Journal comic number nine. I guess I’ve given up any pretense of a coherent narrative, but if you’re curious, the story started here.

Fun fact: Asparagus Man’s superpower is making your urine smell atrocious. He does not wear a cape

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Wobbly Hobbies Comics

P1. When I feel like this, it's the fun things that suffer. I can't do anything even remotely creative.

P2. Writing. (All work and no play is pretty much my life. Suck it, dead Stanley Kubrick.)

P3. Drawing. (Spork? Asparagus Man! Need cape?)

P4. Making up sexually explicit dialogue for TV shows. (This week on Mythbusters, the guys find out how much bull semen it takes to choke Adam Savage!)


Discussion¬

  1. Little voice says:

    I would like a T-shirt with Asparagus Man’s picture on it…also a onesie because I am about to have a baby and I want her to be the best dressed on the playground.

    If there is not an Asparagus Man Tee available, I would also take a Spork T-shirt.