Spambot Poetry

February 24th, 2009 by Oskar Kennedy

Sometimes, even the most grating, obnoxious things in life can vomit out chunks that approach an odd kind of beauty, once the goop is scraped off them. To whit, I bring you this tightly packed little ball of free verse wisdom that showed up in my spam comments queue.*

msg added to prescription drugs
muscle aches, what causes this diabetes anxiety

Discount men’s health drugs
from discovery to approval
urinary tract infection build up blood
drug abuse of women incarcerated in chicago

bodybuilding supplements muscle supplement magazines
Discount Propecia
dog and anxiety, signs of mental depression, breast inlargment

low glycemic index
bleeding of the penis
guardian drugs

*slightly edited to remove links and duplicate stanzas.

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Discussion (4)¬

  1. Foo-Foo McKinley says:
    February 24, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Amazing! The last stanza is what really got me. That should be the root adjective to the Republican party… Bleeding Heart Liberals… Bleeding Penis Conservatives.

  2. Jane says:
    February 28, 2009 at 1:31 am

    Although a bored dog and a dog with canine separation anxiety may both engage in destructive dog behavior, the difference lies in when the behavior begins.Dogs with separation anxiety will have a panic attack when their owners leave them alone.The destructive dog behavior starts withing a half hour, or even less, of your departure.