Comments on: If you like it then you shoulda put some pears on it.

By: Waldorf Van Buren

Waldorf Van Buren — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:47:59 +0000

“This House is Clean”
“The Bank was Wrong” (although that could clearly have a negative implication)
“Good Morning, Mr. President” (Or Mrs./Ms.)

Pssh. That’s all I’ve got.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:37:51 +0000

Ooh, which brings to mind another four-word blessing — “Your vacation is free.” (It is not, but I’m totally willing to incur more debt to go to Jamaica.)

OH! “Your debts are paid” would also be good!

By: Foo-Foo McKinley

Foo-Foo McKinley — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:16:31 +0000

Some more 4-word sentences come to mind (at least that I would find pleasing)…

“Your test is negative.” [I just realized that made me sound like I'm waiting for test results. I'm not.]
“I’ll do the laundry.”
“Would you like fries?”
“Discovery Institute closes down.”
“You’re having a baby!”
“Here’s some free money.”

I’m sure I could think of more, but I think all of yours pretty much sum up what every woman would like to hear in a 4-word sentence. Especially the pancakes. Also, I’m jealous of your vacation plans.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:20:22 +0000

Thank you!

By: Oskar Kennedy

Oskar Kennedy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:46:27 +0000

Done. Happy real name blogging. =)

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:44:48 +0000

*gasp* You just became my personal hero!

By: Janice Nixon

Janice Nixon — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:15:13 +0000

if it’s free cake you want, you know, bakeries that specialize in wedding cakes throw tasting nights for couples in the hopes that those couples will choose them for their wedding. Grab a guy and eat cake galore all night long…

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:53:12 +0000

Before I forget, whenever you get a chance (and clearly I’m aware you have a new baby and this is perhaps NOT your top priority), can you change my name on the “Who Writes” page? Or can I do that?

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:51:57 +0000

Right? I think that’s at the top of the list of reasons I want to have a wedding in the first place — a big honkin’ cake!

By: catgirl

catgirl — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:40:50 +0000

Well, I love cake, and my favorite flavor of cake is free. Maybe I’ll have to reconsider this romantic stuff that always seemed like nonsense to me. When there’s free cake involved, I might be able to tolerate something as corny as a fruit proposal.