I owe you one dollar, Mr. Kennedy. . .

April 22nd, 2009 by Waldorf Van Buren

I was worried about not having anything to rail against or satirize or just openly mock after Obama was elected.  How wrong I was. It seems stupid is the new black. While I have been busy “working,” my mind has been stewing and mulling ideas about where to go to pick on the stupid, idiotic, and otherwise hurtful people of the world. It seems there are just too many to choose from.

So, now that the insanity of Teabagging Day has passed (I still can’t say it without chuckling), I present Waldorf’s Stupid of the Week Award. Yes, I know there is something grammatically wrong with “Stupid of the Week Award” and that is kind of the point. . .

For the week ending April 19th, 2009 –

I must, MUST give this award to the ten of tens of protesters with the “colorful” signs at the “protests,” ranging from the awful Photoshopped images of Obama’s head on Hitler’s body to the misspelled words scrawled out in black Sharpie on white posterboard. It’s obvious you’ve spent a lot of time (in between programming notes of Hannity, The O’Reilly Factor, and Glenn Beck’s Bat-shit Crazy America show) thinking about how repressed and under attack from the left and the government you are. Next time, however, I’d suggest doing just a little research from a “trusted” source, and I don’t mean the Free Republic.  In fact, I think you’d do yourself a great favor by picking up a dictionary.

No, scratch that, you are doing fine without any help.  Keep doing what you’re doing sunshine, you’ve shown us your true colors yet again.  As long as you stay committed enough to publicly display your craziness, yet lazy enough to not do anything else, you are doing your country a tremendous service by showing just how wrong the right has gone.

Congrats, teabaggers, you showed us that you already had your mouth stuffed with Sean Hannity’s balls.

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Discussion (6)¬

  1. Foo-Foo McKinley says:
    April 22, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    This made me laugh until I teared up. Particularly the “I must, MUST give this award to the ten of tens of protesters with the “colorful” signs at the “protests,”. I still don’t quite know what their whole POINT was (and also how many of them actually knew the alternate meaning of “teabag”). Just because a Democrat won, Republicans are now being taxed without representation? I don’t think they did their homework on this one.

  2. Scooter Grant says:
    April 22, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    One of the best was a sign mocked up by my pal John and carried around by my pal Brendan. They punked both the left and the right: it read, “Down with sodomy! Up with teabagging!”

    It was all over DailyKos, Huffington Post, and a lot of other places. At the event in Philadelphia, Brendan got a lot of supportive nods and cheers from protesters. Online, a lot of left-wingers didn’t get that he was joking.

    • Oskar Kennedy says:
      April 22, 2009 at 10:59 pm

      Thank you for linking to that photo. Hysterical.

      • Scooter Grant says:
        April 23, 2009 at 9:33 am

        The photo doesn’t do it complete justice. Brendan had a full beard the night before the protest. Just before the event, he shaved it into a pornstache.

    • catgirl says:
      April 23, 2009 at 1:19 pm

      Poe’s law. A lot of left-wingers didn’t realize he was joking because it’s completely reasonable to expect a real teabagger to actually make a serious sign like that.

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