Oprah Winfrey has enlisted a dangerous new ally in her war to conquer the media and wipe out rationality. Unlike Oprah’s earlier recruits, Jenny McCarthy has a body count. Dr. Phil may be a self-important blowhard with an angry elephant approach to therapy, but at least he isn’t helping the resurgence of diseases that kill infants.
Can Oprah brand homeopathic pediatric cancer treatments be far behind?
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INFECTIOUS ENTERTAINMENT COMICS
Oprah's production company is going to give Jenny McCarthy her own talk show.
If you wind up in the audience for a taping, be careful.
The prize under your chair is a disease right out of a Dickens novel.
Oprah's production company is going to give Jenny McCarthy her own talk show.
If you wind up in the audience for a taping, be careful.
The prize under your chair is a disease right out of a Dickens novel.
Wondering if I have permission to copy some of the hilarious shit I read on your site to my tumblog… With proper credit of course…
Since you called it hilarious, copy away. Flattery will get you everywhere.
Actually, I’m a Creative Commons kind of guy, so feel free to copy, remix, re-use, etc., as long as you let people know that the material came from here. Credit is great. Links back are even better. =)
lolwhut? I say, America IS a strange place (no offense ;3). How can they be not giving shots to their kids? D: I am sooo amazed! I am still wondering what evidence do they have to state such thing. Nevertheless, it’s the same old dillema – those believers!! XD
Well, I’ve taken an apple and sometime after I took it I caught a cold :3 Therefore, apples cause cold! :D Weeebee, I just made myself a point, I’m so going to post it on the net and on the TV shows and use my status so everyone will believe in the same ;3
It’s not about evidence. In fact, Jenny McCarthy is famous for going on about her “mommy instinct.” She doesn’t NEED any proof, she knows it in her heart, and that’s what counts.
That sounds like a weird kind of faith to me… Nevertheless, if there’s something that shows what she believes is not true, she should no longer have a basis to believe in her whatever D:
McCarthy just wants something or someone to blame for her child’s illness (which probably isn’t autism anyway). If that means children have to die of easily preventable diseases, it’s worth it to her so she can feel anger at something about something that it basically just bad luck. Instead of caring about actually finding effective treatments for autism and other neurological disorders, she just wants something to blame. Also, her dictionary is missing the page with “evidence” on it. She has no idea what it means, nor does she care. She used to blame her son’s behavior on his crystal aura, and was actually proud of him being special and new-agey, but even she realized no one would take that seriously.
Woah, I wanna be just like her when I grow up (if I am going to grow any more XD)
Of course! She’s a human being and she wants to redirect her anger into something… That’s… Not perfect, but it’s comprehensible. Nevertheless, she should have gone over that phase like, 30 minutes after she entered on it :P She should have gone to the ‘I think I can do something to make my kid happy’, which apparently is what moms do most of the times. Now, building something like a ‘fanbase’ and telling them all they’re puting their sons in danger if they take shots…. C’mon, which one’s the best, having autism or being dead?
McCarthy thinks being dead is better than having autism, and she said so at least twice. First she said something like “If you ask any parent of an autistic child if they would rather their child have autism or the measles, we will stand in line for the f****** measles.” (That may not be an exact quote.)
Then she even went as far as saying that it’s ok if some kids get these disease, and even ok for them die of the diseases, if it makes pharmaceutical companies look bad. She wants them to make magical vaccines that have no ingredients in them, but still work. And if it means kids have to die to make pharmaceutical companies perform magic, then she has no problem with that. Remember that her son is already mostly vaccinated, so she doesn’t have to worry about him personally dieing on top of having autism.
I think there’s a third alternative. Nobody paying any attention to Jenny McCarthy is, for Jenny McCarthy, far worse than death or autism.
I guess… She’s not that smart =_=;; She could TRY to make an argument, but she’s not even trying. Yay for public statuuus =3