Your other option is to change your name every six months.

Your other option is to change your name every six months.

I mostly follow my own advice. I hardly ever drink to excess, and there is exactly zero demand for pictures of me naked, so it’s relatively easy.

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MAXIMIZING EMPLOYABILITY COMICS

To prevent embarrassing pictures of yourself surfacing on the internet, follow this simple two-part strategy.

When you're online, never use your real name for anything.

When you're offline, always be incredibly boring.



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  1. wapy says:

    That explains why I can’t find you on the interwebs D:

    Yeesh, if I was going to employ someone, I would totally (lol, schoolgirl english) search them on Google and see their Myspace profile to check if they’re drunken dudes XD

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