Archive for the ‘Site Info’ Category

Projected Downtime

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Sometime this evening, I’ll be installing the newest WordPress build, version 2.6. I’m nobody’s IT professional, so expect the site to be down for a bit, and some kinks to work out once everything is in place.

Update Accomplished

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

I managed to update my WordPress install, with far less mucking about than I anticipated. Sometimes, things go better than expected. Praise astronauts.

Big Announcement (1.3)

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Please join me in welcoming a new author to the Suburban Panic! bomb shelter. Scooter Grant is a friend, law school colleague and veteran blogger. Nobody knows exactly what sinister plans are percolating in her brain*, but we’re excited to have her participating in this project.

*my money is on “army of atomic monkeys.”

Big Announcement (1.4)

Monday, July 21st, 2008

The Suburban Panic! hostel for the slightly deranged is happy to welcome another long-term guest. Waldorf Van Buren is an old friend and sometime artistic collaborator, as well as a contributor to a previous iteration of this website. He also has a paralyzing fear of llamas, which I can’t stop myself from bringing up every time I have to describe him to a third party.

Big Announcement (1.5)

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Please join the staff of the Suburban Panic! Society For Precision Grammar Sciences as we welcome Camilla Carter to the faculty. Camilla is an old college friend, and a contributor to an earlier, less salubrious version of the site. Her hobbies are shut up, that’s what her hobbies are. Welcome back, Camilla.

Syndication Changes (Or Not)

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Since we’ve brought our new authors on board, you may have noticed some changes in the posts coming through your favorite feed reader. We’re updating more regularly, and the average post length is growing like a rogue Trapper Keeper.

In order to keep the RSS and Livejournal feeds from turning into a screen-killing torrent of word doom, we’re going to switch to syndicating summaries of the entries. You’ll have to click through to the site if you want to read the full-size posts.

Unless there’s a big a uproar, in which case we’ll think of something else.

EDIT: Okay, I lived with it for a few hours, and I can’t stand the arbitrary way the post summaries just cut off in mid-sentence. I’m going back to including the full text in the feed. I am giddy with my minuscule power.

As always, thanks for reading.

EDIT: And for putting up with my indecisiveness. Indecision. Nondecisionariness.

Webgnome Brains All Addled

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Sorry for the double post this morning. I made a stupid mistake that kept the comic image from publishing the first time around. I’m still getting the hang of the webgnomery.

Further Information Is Available

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

If you’ve been reading along here and thinking, “man, I’d really like to know more about this site and the people who run it,” then strap yourself in for some pants-rocking excitement. We’ve finished cobbling together two pages of information about those very topics.

  • The Suburban Panic! FAQ page. Everything you could ever think to ask about the site, its content, and why its wheezing mechanical heart beats with such soothing syncopation. Seriously, don’t even try to think of another question. You won’t.
  • The Suburban Panic! Author page. The gleeful blogmonkeys, in their own words. Posting of this content includes no express or implied warranty of honesty.
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