Posts Tagged ‘angry’


PBS & NPR on the chopping block.

  Congress just keeps on getting stupider. A House subcomittee has voted to eliminate federal funding for public broadcasting within two years. Read about it here, do something about it here.


The victim mentality.

  You know you want to help MoveOn.org chastise the Bush administration, which is attempting to blame state and local officials for its glacially slow response to Hurricane Katrina.

  Do what I said ‘cuz I said it!


I may need help.

  “I’m going to rip this phone off of my desk and hammer on the back of your skull with it until I can poke out your eyes from the inside. Then, I’m going to stick my hand in your brain and do puppet theatre with your eyeless head. And when the eyeless-skull-hand-puppet production of “Mr. Fuckface Goes to Washington” begins to bore me, I’m going to start flicking little chunks of your brain out of my office window. It’ll be like chunky gray rain.

After that, skull bowling, jumping rope with intestines, and maybe a yummy salad for dinner. It’s going to be a satisfying evening.”

  It’s hard to work when things like this pop into your head.

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Congress Threatens Funding For Public Broadcasting

  House Republicans are moving again to eliminate funding for NPR and PBS, starting with a 23% cut in funding this year, and ending with a complete end to government support in two years. We need to stop this. Please click on the link below to sign a MoveOn.org petition to SAVE PUBLIC BROADCASTING!

http://civic.moveon.org/publicbroadcasting/?id=7965-6036916-3S8NPsTSntUGsObr0_ONLg&t=2

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Attention Ladies

Also, people who know ladies.

  If you are pregnant, or are going to be pregnant, and you are going to have a complication which could cause you severe, crippling health problems if you complete the gestation, make sure you have those complications before the middle of the second trimester. Otherwise, the government is going to force you to carry the baby to term.

  President Bush finally has his legacy. His conservative Supreme Court is going to haunt us for decades.

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