Posts Tagged ‘hell’


Benefits of Damnation:

April 8th, 2007 by Oskar Kennedy

  When I have died and gone to hell, and the slavering demons have begun ramming their humongous, barbed members into my every bleeding orifice, and squirting their corrosive fluids into my torn-out eye sockets for all eternity, I will still be sincerely grateful that I never again have to debate the merits of evolution with a supporter of Intelligent Design.

  Of course, if there were a hell, it would probably involve dull-witted mouth-breathers yammering on about transition fossils and irreducible complexity as they strangle me with my own steaming intestines.

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Links For Brains: 12/23/2008

December 23rd, 2008 by Oskar Kennedy
  • Despite economic woes, rate of church attendance remains flat. (Perhaps staying at home to pray for a new job is just as useful.)
  • Former tech company workers, fired for refusing to take Scientology courses, suing for unfair dismissal. (Being a religion means never having getting to say “condition of employment.”)*
  • Cornell University scientist discovers potentially dangerous levels of lead in Christmas lights. (Conservatives decry “war on poison.”)
  • Website of Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church is suddenly a tad less homophobic. (Stance that all nonbelievers will burn in a lake of fire for all enternity remains unrevised.)

* Alternate comment: Would you like a free personality test? No? You’re fired.

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