Posts Tagged ‘intelligent design’


Woo-hoo!

  PA Court Rejects Intelligent Design In The Classroom

  I’d much rather live in a world where this wasn’t even a debate, but a victory is a victory.


I love my country, but my countrymen make me sad.

  A new Gallup poll shows that more than half of Americans reject evolution. 31% believe that man evolved and God guided it, and only 12% believe that evolution just happened without anyone at the wheel.

  A big shout out to the 12%.

  In fact, I think that needs to be a t-shirt. A big “12%,” maybe with a subtitle about being proud of evolution. Would anyone else wear that?


“This does not imply the endorsement of any alternative theory.”

  Physicians and Surgeons for Scientific Integrity, A.K.A. Doctors Doubting Darwin, makes publicly available its list of members.

  The lesson here is that education won’t always squeeze the stupid out of you, even if you’re a doctor.


Benefits of Damnation:

  When I have died and gone to hell, and the slavering demons have begun ramming their humongous, barbed members into my every bleeding orifice, and squirting their corrosive fluids into my torn-out eye sockets for all eternity, I will still be sincerely grateful that I never again have to debate the merits of evolution with a supporter of Intelligent Design.

  Of course, if there were a hell, it would probably involve dull-witted mouth-breathers yammering on about transition fossils and irreducible complexity as they strangle me with my own steaming intestines.