Posts Tagged ‘religion’


I love my country, but my countrymen make me sad.

  A new Gallup poll shows that more than half of Americans reject evolution. 31% believe that man evolved and God guided it, and only 12% believe that evolution just happened without anyone at the wheel.

  A big shout out to the 12%.

  In fact, I think that needs to be a t-shirt. A big “12%,” maybe with a subtitle about being proud of evolution. Would anyone else wear that?


Huh.

  It turns out that Isaac Hayes probably didn’t quit South Park. Instead, his church quit for him.

  Curiouser and curiouser.


From the Fucktard Files

  Meet Ken Ham, president of biblical literalist foundation Answers In Genesis. On Monday, Mr. Ham shared this insight with the world. Science class leads to hopelessness, which leads to rampant abortion, which leads directly to EVERBODY MURDERS EACH OTHER OMFG!!1!

  In his own words:

We live in an era when public high schools and colleges have all but banned God from science classes. In these classrooms, students are taught that the whole universe, including plants and animals—and humans—arose by natural processes. Naturalism (in essence, atheism) has become the religion of the day and has become the foundation of the education system (and Western culture as a whole). The more such a philosophy permeates the culture, the more we would expect to see a sense of purposelessness and hopelessness that pervades people’s thinking. In fact, the more a culture allows the killing of the unborn, the more we will see people treating life in general as “cheap.”

  I wonder how Mr. Ham would react to this piece by Harvard psychology professor Steven Pinker. First published in March by The New Republic, the essay ties together conclusions from several studies which suggest that the modern world is far less violent that it was in the past. But Mr. Ham, shouldn’t a society like we live in now, founded in part on the separation of church and state, and excluding religion from the science classroom, be a more violent, awful place to live?

  I’ll be the first to admit that a correlation between greater respect for and belief in science and the increased civility of the world doesn’t mean that one has caused the other. Still, it’s at least noteworthy that the world has become an empirically less violent place as science has supplanted religion in our education.

  It also flies in the face of the typical fundy claim that nonbelievers are inherently amoral, because we don’t have a supernatural being handing us our codes of conduct on a stone tablet. Surprise, Mr. Ham. Im in ur society, not believing in ur god, and yet millions of people just like me manage to get through every day without going on a murderous rampage. Apparently, the world has become a far less nasty place since our ideas have gotten more influential. The next time you’re tempted to connect horrible violence to the teaching of evolution by drawing a line through abortion, try to keep that in mind.


For The Love Of Astronauts…

  I’ve decided that, in situations where a believer would invoke an omnipresent deity, I’m going to start swearing to astronauts.* After all, astronauts are the only beings that I know for sure have been smiling down on us from above the clouds.

*For purposes of this exercise, “astronauts” will include Russian cosmonauts, Chinese taikonauts, and any whatever-nauts from future manned space programs. My admiration for those who’ve flown in space is not bound by anything so silly as nationality.


For The Love Of Astronauts!

  For the love of astronauts, DO NOT wear flip-flops to work and then complain about injury or discomfort of your feet. That’s what they make shoes for. You’re basically wearing a dry sponge held on by a rubber thong. Of course it’s going to be uncomfortable. By choosing to wear such impractical (and onomatopoeic) footwear in a professional environment, you’ve forfeited your right to complain about the state of your feet.